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A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. The government taxes beer.

Advantage: Pussy. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.

Advantage: Beer. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. Advantage: Draw.

If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come

in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy. Too much head makes you mad at the

person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage:

Beer. If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad. If you come home smelling like

pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. 6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6

pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy Buy too much beer and

you will get fat. Buy too much pussy and you will get poor. Advantage: Draw It is socially acceptable to

have a beer in the stands at a football game. You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a

football game. Advantage: Pussy If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a

breathalyzer. If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five. Advantage: Pussy

With beer, bigger is better. Advantage: beer. Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less

enjoyable. Advantage: beer. Pussy can make you see God. Beer can make you see the porcelain God.

Advantage: Pussy If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal. If you think all

day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic. Advantage: Pussy Peeling labels off of beers is fun.

Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun. Advantage: Pussy. If you try to snag a beer at work, you get

fired. If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment. Advantage: Draw If you

suddenly drop a beer, it may break. If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog

you are. Advantage: Beer. If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.

Advantage: beer. The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage:

Beer. Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill. Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline

Albright. Advantage: Draw Good beer: Guinness, Big Daddy, Anything Kevin or Newt Makes Good pussy:

Almost all but the above. Advantage: Pussy. Its a close call, but the numbers never lie. Advantage: Pussy
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